Sun, 3 January 2010 We're b@ck 4 the new year!Comments[0] |
Thu, 18 June 2009 When you're trying to score a hot one for the night, this is an important question. If you're a whore that likes the second, drop me an email.Comments[1] |
Thu, 11 June 2009 Normal people spend at least 75 dollars on their underpants, just like they spend 400 dollars on a belt.Comments[1] |
Mon, 8 June 2009 While I'm in the city I have to do a lot of paranormal parking. I kinda wish there was more parking spaces because so many people can't paranormally park.Comments[1] |
Thu, 4 June 2009 We discuss the various ways that a person could cut the cheese. You know what I'm talking about. Cutting. The. Cheese. Slice.Comments[2] |
Mon, 1 June 2009 Wickin? Wicken? Wikkan? How you spell that fucking word?Comments[1] |
Thu, 28 May 2009 Dear Jew god... thank you for bagels. How do they get the fucking hole in the dough?Comments[0] |
Mon, 25 May 2009 I know that priest wants everyone to think that first came people, then came everything else, but not everyone agrees. Some people, like those Arabs, believe crazy shit about the invention of people.Comments[0] |
Thu, 21 May 2009 When you go to the doctor for a shot, that's all part of medicine, but did you know that medicine had to come from somewhere?Comments[0] |
Mon, 18 May 2009 The leader of South Koreah is a fucking lunatic, and not only because he isn't Italian.Comments[0] |

We're b@ck 4 the new year!
When you're trying to score a hot one for the night, this is an important question. If you're a whore that likes the second, drop me an email.
Normal people spend at least 75 dollars on their underpants, just like they spend 400 dollars on a belt.
While I'm in the city I have to do a lot of paranormal parking. I kinda wish there was more parking spaces because so many people can't paranormally park.
We discuss the various ways that a person could cut the cheese. You know what I'm talking about. Cutting. The. Cheese. Slice.
Wickin? Wicken? Wikkan? How you spell that fucking word?
Dear Jew god... thank you for bagels. How do they get the fucking hole in the dough?
I know that priest wants everyone to think that first came people, then came everything else, but not everyone agrees. Some people, like those Arabs, believe crazy shit about the invention of people.
When you go to the doctor for a shot, that's all part of medicine, but did you know that medicine had to come from somewhere?
The leader of South Koreah is a fucking lunatic, and not only because he isn't Italian.